supersaiyan-twerkmaster:

benefits of being my boyfriend

• you get to touch the booty
• you get to touch the booty in public
• you get to touch the booty in bed
• you get to touch the booty upside down
• you get to touch the booty sideways
• you get to touch the booty 

(via if-ihad-a-world-of-myown)

i just get older and angrier

if i have to work with old people this summer i will cry